Poop Talk

- It is entirely possible for two real life people, not just movie characters, to have a conversation that includes the sentence “You’re so fucking money right now, you could go home with Jessica Alba.”

- I should start a cover band to play weekly in Hoboken. Please apply below if you are interested. Requirements include being familiar with the work of Trapt and Sum-41. On a related note, Rage Against the Machine songs can be reworked with a PacSun twist!

- Karma must be working in my favor these days, because we found a parking spot across the street from the bar and through some slip-up, my all-night drinking tab added up to $6.