Poop Talk

One of the unforeseen benefits of starting a blog called Poop Talk is learning about the delightful Randy Randoms who Google the weirdest things and inadvertently find their way here. See, the blog has “poop” in the title, and there may be a story about how I caught a “ball” at the baseball game last night, or what I “ate” for dinner…so…you see where I’m going with this.

I receive traffic reports, so I see what search results lead to a hit on this site. Most of the time it’s what you’d expect, like “Batman” “Star Wars” “Yankees”, etc. But the reports also include such “greatest shits” as:

- “what to do when you get poop in your eye”
- “pictures of hot tubs filled with poop”
- And today’s new gross-out, “poop in vagina”

There’s about a dozen more, but they are too indecent for even me to post.

That’s right, Mr. Poop-In-The-Eye, I’m on to you. Seriously, just wash it out with Lysol. That’ll fix it.

Shout outs to Bill Shouldis and Pete Landt, who convinced me to share these facts with the world.

UPDATE 7/30:
“picture of poop on a plate” - what is wrong with people?

UPDATE 9/22:
“why hot tubs can make you poop”