April 16 is just a few weeks away and will mark the Inaugural Opening Day at NEW YANKEE STADIUM!

List of games available at yankees.tubbynj.com!

I once again have many of my season tickets available for purchase. Tickets are in extremely high demand (so much so that they didn’t even finalize my season tickets until a few weeks before the season!) , so I recommend you reserve tickets with me ASAP!

The facility is spectacular and you would be remiss not to check it out during its inaugural season.

I have some great games available, including a few versus the RED SOX, RAYS, INDIANS, ANGELS and the final game of the year! With the re-tooled Yankees competing with the AL Champion Rays and perennial playoff competitor Red Sox, 2009 will surely be the closest playoff race the Yankees have seen in years. Every one of these games guarantees high drama!

The list of available tickets with seat location and prices can be found at: yankees.tubbynj.com.

Please contact dan [at] tubbynj [dot] com to purchase!

Glad to see that my unrelenting hatred for that stupid NFL robot is shared at 30 Rock.

Obviously, I can’t let 2008 pass without joining the rest of the world in self-asserting my opinion with a list of what I deemed valuable this year. Truth be told, 2008 will likely be one of the few years I won’t be able to reflect on and document through music*, aside from learning that I actually do like Journey. Still, I managed to scrap together a list of 10 new albums I’ve enjoyed without resorting to The Dark Knight soundtrack. Enjoy:

1. The Gaslight Anthem – The ‘59 Sound
2. Opeth - Watershed
3. Torche - Meanderthal
4. Death Cab for Cutie – Narrow Stairs
5. Rise Against - Appeal to Reason
6. Children of Bodom - Blooddrunk
7. These Arms Are Snakes - Tail Swallow and Dove
8. U.S. Christmas - Eat the Low Dogs
9. Thrice - The Alchemy Index Vol. 3 & 4: Air & Earth
10. Protest the Hero – Fortress

*

A simple list of things that have been annoying me, no explanation needed.

- The poster for the holiday family film Marley & Me, and its awful, nonsensical pun.
- Those Ashton Kutcher COOLPIX commercials.
- Use of the word “staycation.”
- This fucking song. It’s always playing at the gym.
- I haven’t forgotten the FOX Sports Robot. He is back this season, a permanent fixture on promo spots and my shit list.

12/23/08 Update:
- This fucking Samsung commercial.

12/25/08 Update:
- People sending mass “Merry Christmas” texts. I don’t want to spend all day responding, but if I don’t, I’m an asshole. I should check to see if this is already on WhiteWhine.

Man, life is annoying.

Up, 2009’s Disney/Pixar film, looks like an even more unorthodox tale than WALL-E or anything else the studio has made. A cantankerous elderly man in the lead? Not the usual anthropomorphized animal/robot/car or “kids save the day” deal.

The story follows a widower who sets out to fulfill a promise to his wife to travel the world while avoiding being sent to a nursing home. His mode of transportation is the colorful/interesting/unique/arty hook of the whole deal.

I have a bad feeling this will be the first movie in a while to make me a little misty.

My Barack Obama ‘08 car magnet was stolen straight off my car last week. Who does that? Well…

I remember the day it was stolen, I looked at a car parked across the street and thought “hey, he’s got the same magnet as me! cool!” I got home to realize it was missing. Didn’t see the car again, figured it was gone forever…

Until I saw it last night and swiped that shit back. I’m gangsta like that. Eat it, white SUV!

I am very worried about my good friend Dan H. Let me explain:

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog shot a skit involving Mr. Met at the final Presidential debate Wednesday; Fox News caught shocking footage of the mascot being decapitated. The following video is all over the net.

Now, this isn’t why I am writing today. I plead you to help find a cure for Dan, who is clearly losing his grip on reality after the Mets’ traumatic collapse in the final days of the 2008 season…

[1:09 PM] dan@pooptalkblog.com: did you see mr met on fox news
[1:10 PM] Wsouloa: yes
[1:10 PM] Wsouloa: wasn’t really him though
[1:10 PM] Wsouloa: some guy in a costume

Below is a photo-realistic recreation of events witnessed on Friday night in Greenwich Village. Man, why can’t I find such a classy broad?

One of the unforeseen benefits of starting a blog called Poop Talk is learning about the delightful Randy Randoms who Google the weirdest things and inadvertently find their way here. See, the blog has “poop” in the title, and there may be a story about how I caught a “ball” at the baseball game last night, or what I “ate” for dinner…so…you see where I’m going with this.

I receive traffic reports, so I see what search results lead to a hit on this site. Most of the time it’s what you’d expect, like “Batman” “Star Wars” “Yankees”, etc. But the reports also include such “greatest shits” as:

- “what to do when you get poop in your eye”
- “pictures of hot tubs filled with poop”
- And today’s new gross-out, “poop in vagina”

There’s about a dozen more, but they are too indecent for even me to post.

That’s right, Mr. Poop-In-The-Eye, I’m on to you. Seriously, just wash it out with Lysol. That’ll fix it.

Shout outs to Bill Shouldis and Pete Landt, who convinced me to share these facts with the world.

UPDATE 7/30:
“picture of poop on a plate” – what is wrong with people?

UPDATE 9/22:
“why hot tubs can make you poop”